Well That Shouldn't Be! - Prologue

Look. No! Wait! Look even deeper.

In the deepest depths of hell, there lies the home of demons.

See the doors, the great macabre doors, made out of the forsaken and unholy matter of the underworld, which is actually a tasteful beige. As they open and you step in, you see the gruesome view of a bloody red room, made of stone and clay. There are creatures unmentioned by name creeping up from cracked pillars and into skulls. The skulls are older than time itself, and blackened by magic and soot from the furnaces which work themselves in the corners of the room. The ground is dead and the skulls look upon nothingness from their empty sockets.

There is also a group of vile green demon mages. Wearing grey robes that cover everything except their hands, feet, and, oh so disgusting, faces. They spew wicked, dark words from their mouths.... hear as they speak.

"My snot is the most repugnant of all," One of them squeaked voice full of pride.
"No it's not. Mine is," another contested.
"My dear, repulsive brethren. Do not argue. You both know that mine is the most despicable, slimiest and smelliest oral secretion that has ever been sneezed into this unholy world, and that," he paused for effect, " is the truth... Now if we could get on with the project." He beckoned with his hands, pointing at the desks that formed a triangle. The other demons grunted hesitantly, but soon turned back to their desks.

"Gurly, could you pass me the spanner?"
Gurly the smallest of the green demons, a goblin with a large and pointy nose, and face full of... zits? looked up "Why'd ya need a spanner?"
The bigger demon looked up from his desk and said "Non of yer fecking business, Gurly, just gimme de dam spanner!"

Gurly looked hurt wearing a devastated look upon his face. He took the spanner from his side and said "Well, ya ain't gotta be so mean about it! But since ya decided to be such a prickly rose, ya won't get the spanner at all."
The demon called Lemp, vile and ugly, also had a large nose. But was the nose pointy? Oh no! His nose was round and about. His eyes were red as fire and his hands had long claws growing out of them.

Lemp stared daggers at Gurly "Gurly gimme the spanner or I will break yer neck," he snapped.
Gurly pondered upon this remark and came to the conclusion that the larger creature could indeed snap his neck, and decided not to test his luck. He tossed the spanner onto Lemp's desk, who took it with his smelly green hands. He started working on his odd contraption.

They all worked in silence until Lemp soon cried out, "Brothers... we have a problem."
The two other demons, both wore a worried look upon their faces as they looked at what was happening.
"I think the dimension modifier is gonna blow," Lemp continued. The three demons looked at a square shaped box, about fifty inches tall and wide.

The biggest of the goblins looked at Lemp in horror "But how?"
"Me thinks, I might've used de spanner tid bit too much."
The big demon was horrified "But if it blows up. Generations... millions of years of work, would simply be... would blown up... Not to talk about how it would affect the dimensions..."

The machine gave a low rumbling sound.

Lemp looked at the other two, "I think we should run."

The three demons jumped up fast and ran. They ran faster than they had ever ran in their long demon lives. When at long last the vile creatures got out of their blood red room, and the horrid skulls, they closed the great devilish doors looked around themselves, to see if there were any hiding places... But no! They saw nothing. They ran even further. It took them a while.

When they were miles away they finally heard a loud bang. They fell down on the dead ground, as the dimensions themselves struck down and went into a pot of hot dimensional lava and screwed the whole world up.

The vile creatures looked upon Gurly who was the first to speak "We're fucked ain't we fellas?"